And no, the dude in the background isn't me. I could never grow a beard like that. Anyway, you probably thought this was a page in which you'd find an email address or some other form of contact info. It's not, but if you want to drop me a message, there are literally two living John Stichnoth's in the world (the other one doesn't ride dirt bikes). I'm pretty easy to find, so please use your sleuthing skills and feel free to reach out.
